I would like to be...

We played some circle time games in a staff meeting today and I thought I'd share my answers.

• I would like to be Miss Piggy because she doesn't stand for any crap.

• I would like to be a hedgehog because they can hibernate through the winter.

• I would also like to be a cat. I would like to be that chilled and non-challant.

• I would like to be a skirt because they are free and floaty yet have the potential to be cheeky.

• I would like to have as much street-cred as my 78-year-old Grandad. He uses the term "omg" and refers to himself as "Gdad". Yes...

• I would like to be a lemon. They are sharp and straight to the point.

• I would like to be the colour purple, because it reminds me of the poem about old people and I'm basically a 70-year-old in a 20-something body. Now, where is my knitting...

Now, come on, this is the life...